Ady bought some headphones

Ady bought some headphones
They cost three hundred quid
My god I'd wanna hear something
When I put those cans on my head

I'd want to hear the music of the spheres
With Zeus on lead guitar

Oh Ady - you've got more money than sense
You're a twat

Ady in the restaurant
Cost three hundred notes
I couldn't even chew it
That grub would stick - in my throat

I'd want the nectar of the gods
Served up on Aphrodite's arse

Oh Ady - you got more money than sense
You're a twat

There's no denying
You've got a certain charm
Even when you've got
Three birds on each arm

But there's a point when you have to say
That's enough, Ady
That's enough, come away

Ady bought a sport car
Two Hundred thousand pound
I'd never let the tyres
Of that car touch the ground

I'd want to ride in Phoebus' chariot
Travel at twice the speed of light

Oh Ady - you've got more money than sense
You're a twat
You're an unreconstituted twat

But I love you - Ady - I do